In the great saga of political theater, the Democrats have once again unveiled their greatest hits album, featuring the infamous “Donald Trump loves Hitler” track. If you’ve tuned into the melodramatic performances of progressive politicians lately, you’d think they’re auditioning for a role in a reboot of “Mad Men,” but with considerably less charisma and far more contemptible behavior. With that said, one wonders if their creative team was also responsible for inserting fresh, juicy bits of disinformation into the narrative because nothing screams credibility quite like recycling a plot twist older than your grandma’s recipe for tuna casserole.
Hold onto your hats, folks! In an effort to rebrand Donald Trump as the Fuhrer reincarnate, the Democrats have armed themselves with an arsenal of fabrications. Kamala Harris, bless her heart, appeared on stage in a press conference that felt more like a Shakespearean tragedy—minus the eloquence. Here you’d see her, flanked by eyebrow-raising teleprompters, voicing her concerns about Trump while her team likely thumbed through their thesaurus to find synonyms for “Hitler.” It’s such a tired narrative; you could almost hear the collective eye rolls from Americans who have heard this one way too many times before.
The sheer absurdity of claiming that Trump—a man known for his adoration of the Jewish state—is an admirer of one of history’s most notorious figures is astounding. If there were a medal for mind-boggling hyperbole, these folks would win gold. Apparently, it’s deeply troubling when you assert that someone who has actual neo-Nazis frothing at the mouth in disdain for him isn’t “cool” with Hitler. Who knew political analysis could serve up such delightful contradictions? The Democrats’ narrative is so upside-down that even a pretzel would envy its twists.
Last night’s release of dubious “new” information was so obvious that even the scribes of CNN and MSNBC must have collectively facepalmed. The London Guardian, apparently hunting for some clickbait magic, dug up a patently ridiculous story involving Trump and Epstein that would make a fifth grader’s imagination seem grounded in reality. Yet, the journalists peddling these stories—notably those who previously dished out the juicy gossip about Trump supposedly coveting Nazi-style generals—have seemed to overlook their own checklist of credibility before hitting “publish.” It’s almost like they have a “last refuge of the ‘Desperate for Attention’” blueprint.
And speaking of attention, let’s not ignore the glitzy nonsense surrounding pop culture figures who’ve stepped into the political arena. Eminem, the lyrical warrior of yesteryear, is suddenly serving as a token mouthpiece for Harris and team—a bizarre spectacle of a washed-up rapper urg ing Americans to vote as if his rhymes ever connected with a coherent political thought. Meanwhile, political reporters challenge his daunting lack of depth, which is impressive considering the shallow pool from which they’re all swimming.
To wrap this all up, let’s remember that in this chaotic carnival of partisan politics, the Democrats continue to whip up a frenzy over Trump, while the audience just wants a good old-fashioned clown show. With every recycled narrative and exaggerated claim, they only inch closer to cementing Trump’s base, proving that perhaps the best PR move they can make is possibly to just shut up for once. So, to the Democrats, if this is the October surprise you were banking on, save the theatrics for Halloween night. We’d like a little more trick and a lot less treat—just don’t forget to bring the popcorn!